Republican DC, aside from Quislings like Mitt Romney, are standing firm in the demand for a fair vote count. Though some privately think even a fair count will show a razor thin Biden win, the White House thinks if the corruption can be cleared away the president will emerge with a victory. The sides are clearly hardening into factions that will have long memories.

“The media do not get to determine who the president is,” Senator Josh Hawley, Republican of Missouri, said. “The people do. When all lawful votes have been counted, recounts finished, and allegations of fraud addressed, we will know who the winner is.”

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“Election outcomes are not determined by media outlets but certified, accurate vote counts,” Lindsey Graham said of an affidavit from a postal worker that accused other postal workers of backdating mail ballots. “Officials in Pennsylvania should take allegations seriously before certifying a final outcome.”

“We all know why Joe Biden is rushing to falsely pose as the winner, and why his media allies are trying so hard to help him: they don’t want the truth to be exposed,” said a statement from the president. “Our campaign will start prosecuting our case in court to ensure election laws are fully upheld and the rightful winner is seated. The American People are entitled to an honest election: that means counting all legal ballots, and not counting any illegal ballots.” Cringing cowardly collaborators couldn’t wait to kneel before the Democrats.

“Ann and I extend our congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden and Vice President-elect Kamala Harris,” said the bootlicking Romney. “We know both of them as people of good will and admirable character. We pray that God may bless them in the days and years ahead.” Such a Howdy Doody yutz.

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Insipid RINO Maryland Governor Larry Hogan: “Congratulations to President-elect Biden. Everyone should want our president to succeed because we need our country to succeed. We have great challenges ahead of us as a country. Now more than ever, we need to come together as Americans.” Funny, Hogan didn’t say that four years ago. Why doesn’t he drop the charade and just change parties?

Mitch McConnell came out today for a complete and fair count. Good. Looks like, right now, we can count on the Snapping Turtle to hang tough.