Brace yourself for this next story as it seems that woke culture isn’t content with attacking our youth and workforce with their outrageous ideologies. No, they won’t be happy until the entire world is under their PC control. Just days ago, details leaked showing Coke-Cola training their employees to be “less white”. And now, thanks to their “gender-neutrality” push, Hasbro is axing one of their most iconic toys. Say hello to the new and gender-approved – “Potato Head”. 

That’s right, the famous couple Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, who have entertained kids for years, has recently come under fire for not being gender-friendly and pushing a narrative on young children. Knowing that these attacks are coming from the liberal left, Hasbro decided to buckle under the pressure and give in to their demands. It doesn’t matter that the potato couple has been in movies, books, and television shows for years. 

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Making the announcement on Thursday, a Hasbro spokesperson said the new potato kits will come with, “non-gendered adult potatoes, one baby potato, and 42 accessories. That will let kids decide the parents’ gender, rather than being told they are Mr. and Mrs.” As for the original couple, the spokesperson said, “the traditional Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head dolls will still live on as part of the brand.”

Not surprisingly, it didn’t take long for social media to react to breaking news as Congressional candidate Catalina Lauf tweeted, “Wow… Hasbro got rid of Mrs. Potato Head just like that? Between this and destroying women’s sports — the left culture and policy stance has actually created the ultimate war on women.”

Another user, who actually views themselves as a “nonbinary”, found the change to be absurd. They tweeted, “As a non binary I’m more pissed off with the poor treatment of workers than the pronouns of a toy. Monopolies are attempting to fabricate a culture war to deflect these deep faults in capitalism.”

Even former CNN host Piers Morgan couldn’t believe the move by Hasbro, tweeting “Imagine thinking in the middle of a global pandemic: ‘What’s really important is dropping the ‘Mr’ from Mr Potato Head & making him gender-neutral in case we upset a few wokies.”

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While most are confused by the sudden change, it appears that Hasbro is standing by its decision and will be introducing the new line later this year.