The New York Post, known for its salacious coverage, generally draws a line at some things. But this time, perhaps because of the sheer car wreck factor of the story, the paper founded by Alexander Hamilton ran the story with a Lysistrata angle. The subject of the piece, former Trump Campaign Manager Brad Parscale, no doubt really wishes they had demurred.

Parscale was taken down by Ft. Lauderdale SWAT officers outside his home on September 27th after he had allegedly beat his wife, brandished weapons, and engaged in a short standoff with law enforcement. Now it’s come to the surface that he blames the situation on his wife because, here comes the cringeworthy part, well, we’ll let the Post handle it.

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NYP: “Brad Parscale reportedly broke down in tears while in police custody last month — admitting to an officer that his wife was not being intimate with him. President Trump’s former campaign manager was allegedly armed and threatening to harm himself when he made the marital disclosure to the cops.

‘I just couldn’t accept she isn’t having sex with me,” Parscale sobbed to a female police officer at a hospital after his Sept. 27 meltdown at his Fort Lauderdale home, according to newly released police body cameras recordings.

‘I just couldn’t accept it. Not in months. I couldn’t accept it. I just kept asking her,’ the 44-year-old said. ‘She knows exactly what she is doing. It is the most baller move of all time. It is the most checkmate, f*** you, move of all time. It is un-f—ing-believable,’ he said.”

Even though he reportedly begged his wife for intimacy, Parscale claims his wife told him, “I’m gonna throw you in the hospital and act like you’re f—ing killing yourself. I’m gonna take all your money and by the time you get out, you can’t do anything about it.”

Brad Parscale cries and says wife won't have sex with him https://t.co/ullSuFWVyw via @MailOnline

— Hunter Wallace (@MisterBlackPill) October 8, 2020

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Wow. Parscale has been on the downslide since his alleged affair with White House adviser Hope Hicks. Then he was demoted from campaign manager back to head of digital operations. It got worse from there.

Says one comely female former GOP finance operative about Parscale, “Yeah but even still he shouldn’t be begging for it. Just try to reconcile with her and wait it out. Don’t reduce yourself to begging and crying. I’d never have sex again with a man who begged and cried over sex.”