The Perv-in-Chief was up to his old, very old, tricks Monday as he leeringly salivated after an innocent nurse approximately 240 years younger than he is. If this had been the immediately former president a House hearing would have been called. But today, it’s supposed to be endearing. Nope, it’s just creepy, as if a bony desiccated hand from a dark crypt rose up from the Earth and pawed at your sister’s best friend. Yeah, gross.

FNC: “Maybe it’s a good thing he was 2,000 miles away. President Biden had an awkward, flirty moment Monday during a video conference event with health care workers in Arizona, during which he stopped to compliment one nurse for her youthful appearance — even gushing that she looks ‘like a freshman.’ Biden got up to some of his ‘creepy’ old antics when he responded to the nursing supervisor’s detailed description of giving COVID-19 shots by asking her about her age.”

“Are you a freshman at the university?” Biden asked nurse Brittney Hayes at the end of a presentation in which she explained the procedures for getting vaccine shots to people at a site in Glendale.

“Noo. No,” said Hayes, who said she was attending Arizona State University at the start of the dialogue, but who made clear she was the “head charge nurse” at the vaccination site.

“You look like a freshman!” Biden said, lecherously chuckling.

“Why thank you,” she uncomfortably said through her face mask.

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“And you’re a — a nurse?” Biden weirdly asked  after she had already confirmed her employment status on the video call, as presidential retainers, including the veep, visibly began to wince.

“I am, I’m a nurse. I’m an RN. I’ve been an RN for about nine years now,” she said.

Biden shot back, losing it: “I know having been a significant consumer of health care, I can tell — I know the vice president knows this, when I say it — doctors let you live, nurses make you want to live. If there’s any angels in heaven, they’re all nurses, male and female. And that’s not an exaggeration. That’s the God’s truth.” Yup, we have a senile perv in the Oval Office. Granted, probably not the first.

One expects a certain type of decorum from the president of the United States. It seems, as of late, we are somewhat remiss in that department. Hopefully President Cotton will restore a sense of appropriate behavior in 2025.